The victim:
The perpetrator:
Crime: Murdering afore mentioned by means of drowning.
Results: Next of kin collected on insurance (thanks goodness) and will receive a new phone tomorrow.
Moral: Never be without insurance on your cell phone. You never know when it's going to go for a swim in your coffee cup.
Funeral to be held Wed., March 18th...on next of kin's birthday...Happy Birthday to me!!!
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